Tehran Bob

I think that the Iranians may have hired the Iraqi Information Minister to do their press releases. For example...

Iran has rejected a warning by Israel's Mossad intelligence agency that it could have a nuclear bomb within three years as "baseless".

Iran's foreign ministry insisted its nuclear regime was peaceful and accused Israel of misleading world opinion.

Meanwhile Israeli Defence Minister Shaul Mofaz said Israel could not accept a nuclear-armed Iran but played down the possibility of air strikes.

I can just see good ol' Baghdad Bob in a black turban on Iranian television.

There is no Mossad, and even if Mossad existed, they would not know that we will have the bomb in far less than two years. I mean, well, what I meant to say is that we are not developing a bomb. Praise be to Allah, the Mossad agents are committing suicide at the walls of Tehran, or they would be if they existed, which they don't.