South Pacific Party

Cute.

A group of men convicted of sexual assaults on Britain's South Pacific territory of Pitcairn have begun a challenge against conviction.

The men claim they did not realise they were subject to English law on the remote island.

Four islanders were last year given jail sentences but remain free pending hearings challenging their convictions for sexually assaulting young girls.

Two other Pitcairn men were given non-custodial sentences.

"Uh... Yeah, we did it, but we didn't know we were going to be held accountable for it. Man, this is totally weak!"