22 February 2005

A Worthwhile Protest

Tens of thousands of Lebanese citizens protested Syria's continued presence today.

BEIRUT, Lebanon — Tens of thousands marched Monday in the biggest anti-Syrian protest in Lebanese history amid signals that Syria will soon withdraw its troops from parts of the country. President Bush renewed demands for Syrian forces to leave Lebanon immediately.

When solicited for comments, members of International ANSWER, Human Rights Watch, and just about every other American protest group could not be found; intelligence reports indicated that these groups were busy protesting for better lunch meat in the cafeterias of their elitist liberal universities and smoking cannabis.

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