Dedicated to Eyerocker
This joke is dedicated to Eyerocker.
An American man's job with a furniture company gave him occasion to travel to Paris on a buying expedition. As he was checking into his hotel, an attractive young French woman was checking in at the same time. She smiled at him; unfortunately, he spoke no French, and she spoke no English. In a fit of genius, he grabbed a pen and a piece of paper and drew a crude picture of two people walking in a public park. She smiled, and nodded, and the two of them took a walk through one of the many Parisian parks.
As their legs were getting tired, the woman looked down, picked up a twig and scrawled another image in the dirt, a picture of two people riding in a carriage. The gentleman smiled and nodded, and the two of them took a ride through the city in a horse-drawn carriage.
When their carriage ride ended, the man drew another picture, this time of the two figures having a romantic candlelit dinner at a little cafe. The woman nodded, and the two of them enjoyed a lovely French dinner, complete with a couple of bottles of fine French wine.
By this time it was quite dark, and the two returned to the hotel. The woman smiled, kissed the man on the cheek, and took the paper and pencil once more. On the paper, she drew a picture of a beautiful four-post bed. To this day, the gentleman has no idea how she knew that he was in the furniture business.
An American man's job with a furniture company gave him occasion to travel to Paris on a buying expedition. As he was checking into his hotel, an attractive young French woman was checking in at the same time. She smiled at him; unfortunately, he spoke no French, and she spoke no English. In a fit of genius, he grabbed a pen and a piece of paper and drew a crude picture of two people walking in a public park. She smiled, and nodded, and the two of them took a walk through one of the many Parisian parks.
As their legs were getting tired, the woman looked down, picked up a twig and scrawled another image in the dirt, a picture of two people riding in a carriage. The gentleman smiled and nodded, and the two of them took a ride through the city in a horse-drawn carriage.
When their carriage ride ended, the man drew another picture, this time of the two figures having a romantic candlelit dinner at a little cafe. The woman nodded, and the two of them enjoyed a lovely French dinner, complete with a couple of bottles of fine French wine.
By this time it was quite dark, and the two returned to the hotel. The woman smiled, kissed the man on the cheek, and took the paper and pencil once more. On the paper, she drew a picture of a beautiful four-post bed. To this day, the gentleman has no idea how she knew that he was in the furniture business.
1 Comments:
lmao! thx bud. i didnt see that punch line comming. good 'un
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