03 March 2005

Time to Drop

Is it just me, or is Jennifer Garner sort of homely?

Anyway, that's good enough for tonight. I'm going to bed, wankers. G'night.

UPDATE: Okay, so I'm staying up to watch Wife Swap for the second time in three weeks. This week, there's a military family, whose mom is switching places with a mother who's a damn, dirty hippy.

The military household (mother was in the Air Force, dad was in the cavalry) are being portrayed as a household where there's "no room for fun or creativity"; yeah, like I believe that one. The mother's immaculate and teaches her kids how to be good little citizens. Outstanding if you ask me.

The other family? Establishment-hating hippies. The adopted son doesn't bathe, claims that American schools don't teach you to think, just to conform (I wonder what he'd say to my experiences with the liberal idiots in College City), claims not to have done anything his first two years of school. He appears to be extremely rude, and they've only done the introduction; I already want to take a baseball bat and smack him around. What a little punk.

Anyway, I'm out. I may report tomorrow on how ridiculous these filthy "pacifist" hippies are compared to the red-blooded, patriotic citizens in the military household.

4 Comments:

Blogger The King said...

I would like to take this opportunity to say that these people do not represent Minnesota. Who am I kidding they do represent a large group of Minnesotans, but there is still a bunch of us sane people here. What a disgrace to this great state. I was about to blog on this very topic last night but decided not to.

So far they have had two Minnesota families (including last night) on the show and both have been a disgrace. The first was a woman who hated the south and believed every stereotype there is about the Southerners. She was over controlling, rude, and did not make an effort to understand the family. Her family was great though. I think her husband probably divorced her after realizing what a bitch she was. Then we have this family who’s wife and husband didn’t seem that bad. A bit too hippy but they weren’t jerks. They just had a horrible son who needed a good ass kicking. It just paints a bad picture of Minnesota.

1:59 PM  
Blogger The Fly said...

Well, fair enough, mate. I didn't think the hippy dad was that bad, though he needs to A) hire a fashion advisor and B) request that his wife give him back the jar with his testicles inside.

I thought it was, once again, obvious that the conservative family (mainly the parents I guess, the kids were pretty young) was much more tolerant of opposing views than the liberal family; for example, the liberal mom made the kids get rid of all of their toy guns.

And you're right, that little punk needed a steel-toed boot to the bollocks.

Look on the bright side: any state that would elect Jesse Ventura as governor can't be all bad!

3:16 PM  
Blogger The King said...

There has been a couple shows that seem like the guy needed to get his balls back. The other MN couple was that way. It is very odd.

It does seems to be the common theme of the shows that the more Conservative families tend to accept and try to experience the opposite point of view. The liberal families don't except the changes. Probably due to the fact that most don't parent they just let their kids do whatever. Though that wouldn't explain the wives that are like that.

As for Ventura, don't get me started on him. He was horrible. The only thing that kept him afloat was that he had really good people below him.

8:02 PM  
Blogger Lori said...

Its not the Jennifer Garner is homely, its that her forehead is too big. If her hair is covering it, she's very attractive. If her hair is up, well, I wouldn't say homely!

3:38 AM  

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