Speculative Archaeology

You'll excuse me if I find these "findings" to be completely speculative, unsubstantiated, and speculative.

"We found a two million year old skull or a forty year old man, and it didn't have any teeth. Aside from the fact that there are no accurate methods for dating anything whatsoever, we think that this toothless skull indicates that he lived in a complex society that took care of their geriatrics, meaning that they were more civilized than we are."

I mean, honestly, folks. Honestly.