A Visage Assault

There's no bigger slap in the fact than to see one of your buddies (though not a close buddy) with the hot-but-crazy girl that you bailed on a year and a half ago. A year and a half? Yeah, I think that's right.

If she'd had any semblance of emotional stability, I would have stuck with her, I swear. She was good lookin', intelligent, and friendly... And a hypochondriac, and afraid of rejection, and afraid of...

Well, yeah. Let's just sum it up with "she had issues."