The Fly Becomes the Saint

Remember that Val Kilmer film from a few years back, The Saint? Come on, you remember, it had Elisabeth Shue, and she hid notes in her bra. The whole thing was based on a comic book or an old television series or something.

That's not the point.

What is the point? The point is that in order to become a "saint", Val Kilmer's character (Simon Templar, I think) had to perform three "miracles". I've got two weeks 'til graduation, and that's what I'm going to do: three miracles.

What's the first miracle? You see that gauge near the bottom of the sidebar, the one that says what my status is on overdue papers? Watch those numbers get filled out. And that's just the beginning.

Three miracles, fourteen days. What will they be? Stay tuned...