Smart Celebrities? Pshaw!

Okay, have a look at this. For one thing, I've never heard of more than half of these people. For another thing, Norman Schwartzkopf isn't really a "celebrity", he's a public figure. Third, Isaac Asimov has been dead for what, ten years now?

Fourth: note the absence of certain names. Martin Sheen. Sean Penn (and his rowboat). Alec Baldwin. Janeane Garofalo. Al Franken. Are they not members of Mensa because they're liberal? No; that's just a coincidence, as there are plenty of smart liberals.

Anyway. On with my day...