Ask Me No Question...

... And I'll tell you no lie. Then again, if you ask a question, I still won't tell you a lie. I was offline most of the day yesterday on account of errands and appointments, so I didn't do Reader Question Tuesday. So, today, if you have any questions (none of which can require math, sheesh), go ahead and post them, and tune back in later for the answers.

Go ahead. Surprise me, you filthy bastard(s)!