Fly Report: 20th July 2006

Good morning. That has got to be the most ridiculous load of pig crap I have ever seen.

It's 59° Fahrenheit with light drizzle and wind in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 82° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

The average price of oil is $73.26. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 18. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

And if you dance, then dance with me.