17 September 2006

Dragonfly Report: 18th September 2006

Good morning. A wop bop a loo bop, a lop bam boom!

It's 58° Fahrenheit and overcast in Humptulips, Washington. (Check it out - it really exists!) In Cody, the forecast has been delayed due to weatherman Edward "Popeye" Seagullmeister's gastro-intestinal distress. (We didn't need to know that, did we?)

The average price of mineral oil is $1.78/16 oz. bottle; with this drop in price, I'm sure that the locals will be well-oiled in time for Monday Night Football. (Sorry gang!) The exchange rate is inconsequential unless you're an economist and use those numbers to justify your existence.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)/(Useless)

Today's reading is the editorial page of the New York Times. OMG - NOT on TSTF! The Fly is reading "How To Exit This Room In Case of Fire" by the Tupelo Fire Chief and "A Bloody Business" by Jimmy Dean.

Got a girl named Daisy She almost drives me crazy.

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