14 July 2007

14 July 2007 - Fly Transition Report #1

Light at the end of the tunnel

One of the things this blog has been missing is some good juicy Hollywood-style gossip. With the proprietor's permission, this will change effective immediately. Father Time will reach out to his vast reservoir of media connections and dig out dirt on the latest current events.

Scoop #1:
An exclusive report from Fly's landlord in Barstow indicated Fly's vacated flat was in fairly decent shape except for the following:
1. Bedroom Closet - two pair of shoes in boxes labeled, "Exclusively Designed For Paris Hilton only."
2. Fridge - One partially full vile of Botox.
3. Bathroom Medicine Cabinet - CENSORED!
4. Kitchen Cupboard - An empty box of Chocolate Covered Sugar Bombs.


Conclusion
Fly may have lived in the Mojave but clearly he knew how to live!

Stay tuned.

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