09 February 2005

A Star is Burns

In these comments about the upcoming War of the Worlds remake, I was motivated to look up this episode of the Simpsons, and stumbled upon this gem...

Burns: Get me Steven Spielberg!

Smithers: He's unavailable.

Burns: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent! [later] Listen, Senor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.

Spielbergo: Er, Schindler es bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo.

Burns: Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: we're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit! Now go out there and win me that festival!

2 Comments:

Blogger Mo said...

Once again, you're the shit. I believe there was a South Park episode about Spielberg too.

4:28 AM  
Blogger The Fly said...

Yeah, it was Spielberg and George Lucas. Script here

4:40 AM  

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