Weed Eaters

Sweet merciful glaven, ten tons!?

Indian customs officials in the state of Assam have reported the largest-ever seizure of cannabis in the north-east of the country.

They say they have arrested six smugglers posing as border guards who were transporting 10 tons of cannabis.

Officials say the cannabis was being taken from Manipur to Madhya Pradesh.

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