Legal Revision

Based on the television I've been watching today (as opposed to doing real work), I've revised my list of offenses that justify... Nay, necessitate, capital punishment. The new list:

Murder

Rape

Child molestation

Writing, producing, or directing the 2001 film Wet Hot American Summer

Seriously, what garbage. If it weren't for the fact that there are two really hot girls in the cast, I totally wouldn't have watched for this long.