There Can Be Only One

Holy sweet merciful glaven, this happened in London!?

An attacker wielding an axe launched a ferocious daylight assault in a north London street today, killing a man in his 60s and leaving his head almost severed from his body.

Police were called to an address in Eton Avenue, Belsize Park, shortly after the morning rush hour following reports that a man was being hacked to death on a driveway in an affluent residential neighbourhood.

Officers arriving at the scene arrested a man thought to be in his 30s.

"It happened at 9.40am in Eton Avenue, NW3," a Scotland Yard spokesman said. "We were called with reports of a serious assault in progress. When we arrived there was a man with very serious injuries who died at the scene.

Well, it looks like all of that gun control legislation has done a great job of reducing violent crimes. You know, violent crimes. Like attempted decapitation in the middle of a driveway in broad daylight?

At least we can all rest easy knowing that British law forbids this savage from being executed. He'll be confined (on the government dole) for the rest of his life... Unless they decide that it wasn't his fault on account of some touchy feely sociology nonsense.