Super Fly Slogan

I'm thinking I might change my tagline, or start using a slogan followed by a tagline. Any suggestions? Here are a few I've been tossing around in my head.

Thus Saith the Fly: It's a Quagmire!

Thus Saith the Fly: He's on a mission from God.

Thus Saith the Fly: He's the American Cato.

Thus Saith the Fly: Compared to him, you're all wankers.

Thus Saith the Fly: Come for the foreign policy, stay for the nerd discussions.

Lemme have 'em.