26 June 2005

Steven Seagal Sucks

How's that for alliteration? My dad would probably throttle me for saying this but Steven Seagal has got to be the most overrated action star in the world. Right now they're playing Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, and it's a movie so bad that I can't even bring myself to link to it. The characters he plays are completely two-dimensional, and he spends as mcuh time as possible trying to use his lousy movies to convince people to live in peace and harmony, in a utopian society where the birds sing your name, and the squirrels press your pants for you.

Jackie Chan, on the other hand, is wacky, friendly, does all of his own stunts, and said the following line:

"Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie.... Study computers instead."

So, let's recap. Steven Seagal sucks. Jackie Chan is wicked cool. Dig?