For the King

King Sipidation, you asked for it. I present, courtesy of Gunny and his camera phone, Annoying Girl's gaping, exposed ass crack. Is it me, or is it somewhat reminiscent of a quantum singularity?

In case you're basically blind, the big white hairy thing on the left is Gunny's leg. If you can't pick Annoying Girl's ass crack out of that picture, then you probably can't read this text either. That's the view that Gunny, Sarge, and I have been subjected to since mid-June, on the occasions when Annoying Girl shows up to class; she's been absent the past two days, even though she E-Mailed the instructor today saying she was going to be in class.

We still can't get enough of making fun of the French. Today we told the classic jokes.

Q: Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
A: Because the Germans prefer marching in the shade.
Q: Did you hear about the state of the art French tanks?
A: Yeah! They have four gears: one for forward, and three for reverse!
Q: Can I interest you in some French rifles?
A: Let me guess. Never been fired, and only dropped once?

And the peasants rejoiced.

UPDATE: I stand corrected. Although it was Gunny's phone that took the picture, the actual photographer was Sarge. Proper credit has been given where due, and all is once again right with the world.