Movie Day
Today was my first bona fide day off in a month, as I spent my last day off working. So, what did I do? I got my hair cut, and I watched movies.
The first one I watched is one that I'll need to watch again, though even watching it half distracted had me extremely impressed. I've got it on video on loan from the Dark Horse Sandal Man, and it's called Spartan. It was released in 2004 (under my very nose, it seems, because I hadn't even heard of it until he showed up with it a few months ago), and it stars Val Kilmer, Bill H. Macy, and Ed O'Neill. It reminds me a lot of the 2003 movie The Hunted with Tommy Lee Jones and Benicio Del Toro; or rather, it reminds me of that film, if that film had a plot, or three-dimensional characters. I was really impressed with Spartan, and highly recommend it to you, the valued readers.
What I was probably even more impressed with was Wedding Crashers, starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn, with extremely noteworthy performances by Rachel McAdams and Isla Fisher as the daughters of, get this, the always outrageous Christopher Walken as the Secretary of the Treasury. I went with everybody's favorite sweetheart commentator, April, and she claimed that my enjoyment of this movie might have been more entertaining to her than the movie itself. I was absolutely cracking up, at one point (early in the film, actually) muffling my laughter with hands over my mouth. When the movie comes recommended as better than average by Michael Medved, and it's given the Lycan Thrope seal of approval, it's a must see. Now it's got a recommendation from your friendly neighborhood Super Fly. If you can, go see this movie.
Anyway, I have to be at work in twelve hours, so I'm going to get myself shut down and go to bed. Stay out of trouble; more news tomorrow.
UPDATE: By the way, in Wedding Crashers, you get to see Jane Seymour's breasts being handled by Owen Wilson. The drawback? You have to watch Owen Wilson cupping Jane Seymour's breasts. The benefit? They're Jane Seymour's breasts! She's even more gorgeous than she was when she starred with Roger Moore in Live and Let Die.
Go see this movie. Goodnight.
The first one I watched is one that I'll need to watch again, though even watching it half distracted had me extremely impressed. I've got it on video on loan from the Dark Horse Sandal Man, and it's called Spartan. It was released in 2004 (under my very nose, it seems, because I hadn't even heard of it until he showed up with it a few months ago), and it stars Val Kilmer, Bill H. Macy, and Ed O'Neill. It reminds me a lot of the 2003 movie The Hunted with Tommy Lee Jones and Benicio Del Toro; or rather, it reminds me of that film, if that film had a plot, or three-dimensional characters. I was really impressed with Spartan, and highly recommend it to you, the valued readers.
What I was probably even more impressed with was Wedding Crashers, starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn, with extremely noteworthy performances by Rachel McAdams and Isla Fisher as the daughters of, get this, the always outrageous Christopher Walken as the Secretary of the Treasury. I went with everybody's favorite sweetheart commentator, April, and she claimed that my enjoyment of this movie might have been more entertaining to her than the movie itself. I was absolutely cracking up, at one point (early in the film, actually) muffling my laughter with hands over my mouth. When the movie comes recommended as better than average by Michael Medved, and it's given the Lycan Thrope seal of approval, it's a must see. Now it's got a recommendation from your friendly neighborhood Super Fly. If you can, go see this movie.
Anyway, I have to be at work in twelve hours, so I'm going to get myself shut down and go to bed. Stay out of trouble; more news tomorrow.
UPDATE: By the way, in Wedding Crashers, you get to see Jane Seymour's breasts being handled by Owen Wilson. The drawback? You have to watch Owen Wilson cupping Jane Seymour's breasts. The benefit? They're Jane Seymour's breasts! She's even more gorgeous than she was when she starred with Roger Moore in Live and Let Die.
Go see this movie. Goodnight.
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