Fit to Blog Part One

Some analysts are saying that Chairman Kim will name a successor during the upcoming sixtieth anniversary of the Korean Workers' Party. Analysts are speculating that he may name either a relative, establishing a bona fide dynasty, or a successor from the Korea People's Army, who would likely be a communist hard-liner. Me? I'm putting my money on Pauly Shore.

Lindsay Lohan has been in her second paparazzi-related car accident since June. I'm all for the free exchange of information, but this is seriously retarded. Is this actually a "freedom of the press" issue? Of course not. As the article states, Governor Schwarzenegger recently signed a law that would allow lawsuits against the paparazzi of up to three times the actual damage caused by their invasive antics. The law seriously needs to crack down, because they're putting people in danger, including average joes like the guy who Lohan crashed her Mercedes into while trying to dodge photographers.

Gerhard Schroeder still won't resign, and his party is claiming that he has a right to lead any coalition they're involved with. Earth to Gerhard Schroeder: you lost the election! You're not the chancellor anymore!

More later.