The Secret Juxtaposition of Pillaging and Disco

I had my funniest thought in quite a while when I was walking on campus this afternoon to meet up with M@. Okay, remember this incident?

Disco Stu: [making indescribable body motions] Did you know that disco record sales were up four hundred percent for the year ending 1976? If these trends continue... A-y-y-y!

Now, everyone knows that I am currently looking for a job, and a career, and direction in life, and a wife if one would decide to come along. So I had the following thought:

What about pillaging as a line of work?

So, combining the Simpsons reference, and pillaging, we get...

The Fly: I'm thinking pretty seriously about a career in pillaging. [making chopping motions, implying a battle axe or broadsword] Did you know that profit recorded from pillaging was up four hundred percent for the year ending 1066? If these trends continue... Yarrrrr!

So, what do you think? Should I use my remaining money to buy a little skiff and a double-bladed battle axe and try to sell my family on the idea? Also, does anyone have any leather armor, plate mail, or a horned helmet lying around?

Come on, folks. Hook me up.