An Incendiary Post...

... directed at Jacob Copper (and tangentally at Mo-Licious).

Jacob, I've got the utmost respect for your Pope; I think he's a great guy, extremely intelligent and eloquent, well suited to his post, and a true champion for the truths that bind us all together as Christians, members of the true Catholic church, meaning the universal body of Christ...

... But you have to admit, your Pope is nowhere near as badass as my Pope.

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