Witty Fly
On occasion, my pithy, cutting remarks are perfectly timed. Allow me to script an incident from my time in the military. I was eighteen at the time...
[Don Juan Flamingo, Marcia, and Eric the Nerd walk into the crew lounge, where The Fly is sitting on a couch]
Don Juan Flamingo: ... So you see, I actually have to make myself appear less attractive to women to even the playing field.
The Fly: Is that why you put on all the weight?
[Marcia and Eric the Nerd laugh hysterically; Don Juan Flamingo stands with a stunned smile on his chubby face]
It was one of my finest comedic moments of all time.
[Don Juan Flamingo, Marcia, and Eric the Nerd walk into the crew lounge, where The Fly is sitting on a couch]
Don Juan Flamingo: ... So you see, I actually have to make myself appear less attractive to women to even the playing field.
The Fly: Is that why you put on all the weight?
[Marcia and Eric the Nerd laugh hysterically; Don Juan Flamingo stands with a stunned smile on his chubby face]
It was one of my finest comedic moments of all time.
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