The Familiarity Test

How well do you know me? Here are ten questions that you folks may know, or may be able to guess.

01) The first time I ever used the Internet, I was...
A) ... eleven years old.
B) ... looking up song lyrics.
C) ... featured in the local newspaper.

02) I have a scar on my lower back from...
A) ... the chicken pox.
B) ... being bitten by a dog.
C) ... being stabbed with a knife.

03) The reason for my first trip overseas was...
A) ... to research British ships for a research project.
B) ... initiated by an invite from a friend.
C) ... the single greatest experience of my life.

04) In high school, I was...
A) ... much more athletic than I am now.
B) ... on the speech team and the newspaper staff.
C) ... best known for forcing freshmen to race each other while crawling on the hall floors, pushing pennies with their noses.

05) My dream car is...
A) ... a Land Rover
B) ... a Ford Mustang, one of the ones with the body style that was retired in 2004.
C) ... a Chrysler PT Cruiser.

06) I own...
A) ... three copies of The Gallic Wars by Julius Caesar.
B) ... a scale model of a World War II battleship.
C) ... a now outdated sign that says "I Survived Bourbon Street".

07) Which of the following three jobs have I not had?
A) chauffeur
B) security guard
C) record store worker

08) My dream job is to be a(n)...
A) ... intelligence analyst for the government.
B) ... Marine Corps sniper.
C) ... bass player in a rock band.

09) I have not dated two girls named...
A) ... Ashley.
B) ... Katherine.
C) ... Jennifer.

10) My favorite beer is...
A) ... Guinness Draught.
B) ... Guinness Original.
C) ... Guinness Extra Stout.

If I had to guess, I'd say that nobody will be able to get all of these questions right.