27 April 2006

Fly Report: 27th April 2006

29 bottles of beer on the wall, 29 bottles of beer

Good morning. This will be the last Fly Report because I plan on having writers' block tomorrow.

It's 52° Fahrenheit and cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 52° Fahrenheit and cloudy. Now, tell me honestly - does anyone really give a damn about these weather reports? If you do, I can recommend a good "life" counselor to see.

The average price of oil is $72.10 per barrel. The exchange rate is unknown (and I'm not going to look it up either!) for £1. High oil prices mean more expensive gasoline. You heard it here first!

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (OK, If You Like That Stuff)/(Missing)

Today's scripture reading is 1 Genesis 4. The Fly is reading The Rattlesnake Identification Manual in preparation for his first flight without an aircraft.

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 28 bottles of beer on the wall. Repeat as necessary until your problem is solved.

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