Reno 911! Flashback

Captain Dwayne Hernandez: "There is a man. He is perhaps... Turkish. He is attacking you. In his left hand, he is holding a switchblade. In his right hand, he is holding a plastic comb. You only have one bullet in your revolver, and you do not want to kill him. Where do you shoot?"
Deputy James Garcia: "Right, uh... Right in the nuts."