An Open Letter
Warning: Strong language.
And now, an open letter to the guy who stole my Amazon.com package:
Go fuck yourself. That kind of behavior is unacceptable. You're probably a damned neighbor - I doubt the mail man would have stolen an Amazon box. You're a wanker for damaging my very hard earned holiday - holiday time which you're probably too much of a wanker to even put together for yourself - by preventing me from receiving the parcel I'd ordered specifically for watching during all of that time off. As I mentioned previously: go fuck yourself.
On the one hand, you're quite lucky that Amazon is such an awesome company, with awesome customer service that would be willing to either re-send or refund my missing order. What makes you a total wanker? MI-5 Series Five is no longer available. Through Amazon? Only through third parties. I checked with Overstock, Barnes and Noble, and Borders - which is affiliated with Amazon - and no dice. You're such a wanker - a lucky wanker, as I'm unwilling to track you down and smite you over less than $100 worth of merchandise. You're lucky that Best Buy had it on site... After I'd checked at Barnes and Noble.
You're such a wanker.
So it's on now, asshole. This will come back to bite you. As karma? Maybe not - I'm not a believer in karma, at least not in any mystical, spooky way. You'll get yours, though. I'm confident of that.
Semper vigilans,
The Fly
And now, an open letter to the guy who stole my Amazon.com package:
Go fuck yourself. That kind of behavior is unacceptable. You're probably a damned neighbor - I doubt the mail man would have stolen an Amazon box. You're a wanker for damaging my very hard earned holiday - holiday time which you're probably too much of a wanker to even put together for yourself - by preventing me from receiving the parcel I'd ordered specifically for watching during all of that time off. As I mentioned previously: go fuck yourself.
On the one hand, you're quite lucky that Amazon is such an awesome company, with awesome customer service that would be willing to either re-send or refund my missing order. What makes you a total wanker? MI-5 Series Five is no longer available. Through Amazon? Only through third parties. I checked with Overstock, Barnes and Noble, and Borders - which is affiliated with Amazon - and no dice. You're such a wanker - a lucky wanker, as I'm unwilling to track you down and smite you over less than $100 worth of merchandise. You're lucky that Best Buy had it on site... After I'd checked at Barnes and Noble.
You're such a wanker.
So it's on now, asshole. This will come back to bite you. As karma? Maybe not - I'm not a believer in karma, at least not in any mystical, spooky way. You'll get yours, though. I'm confident of that.
Semper vigilans,
The Fly
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