Hard Shakin' Mullahs

There's been an earthquake in southern Iran, based near the town of Zarand. It was 6.4 on the Richter scale, flattening several villages.

Contrary to what you'll hear from the conspiracy-theorizing left wing nut jobs, this was not the result of a secret earthquake machine controlled by the United States, the Illuminati, the Freemasons, the Skull and Bones Society, Halliburton...