Michael Jackson is a Freak of Nature

I'm not even going to bother linking to an article on this one. Michael Jackson is currently in the fight of his life. No, not the fight to defend himself against charges of systematically molesting young boys over the course of a decade or longer; he's checked himself into the hospital due to a horrible illness.

Influenze. The flu. I'm not making this up.

You know what I did the last time I had the flu? I went to class. For crying out loud, this is ridiculous.