Paris Hilton Strikes Back

Paris Hilton wants to apologize. You know, when I want to apologize for something, I usually go to Us Weekly, too. Maybe it wasn't smart to use the password "Tinkerbell" (that's the name of her current dog).

The money shot?

Some of [Paris'] friends have been besieged with calls and e-mails. Actress Lindsay Lohan tells the magazine: "It's crazy. I even got an e-mail from someone pretending to be Hugh Hefner."

Hmmm, that's not a bad idea...