Questionable Results

According to the United Nations, whose most recent triumphs have been the Oil-For-Food Scandal, sexual harassment charges, raping children in the Congo, and complete impotence in the cases of Iran, North Korea, Syria, Sudan, and pretty much everything else they've attempted to, is claiming that the world's population will rise by forty percent in the next forty-five years.

Gee, last I heard, that whole "population" thing was starting to slowly level off. I guess I'll have to shift my whole paradigm based upon this (obviously inerrant) United Nations revelation.