Filthy Beggin' Mullahs

Following the lead of Chairman Kim, the Iranians have suggested that they might be willing to give up their still clandestine "peaceful research uranium enrichment"/nuclear weapons program if the filthy American infidels offer them more stuff.

Luckily, President Bush isn't the complete tool that President Carter is.

UPDATE: Pakistan will submit uranium enrichment equipment to U.N. inspectors, "which could help in an inquiry into Iran's nuclear program."