Scr(U2)ed

On my way to College City this afternoon, I was listening to the radio. U2 finally announced their additional tour dates for later in the year, and one of them is in Metropolis. Now, I won't reveal the location of Metropolis, as that would blow my cover, but tickets went on sale this morning for their concert there. It's late in the year. What's this mean?

Even if I had the money to buy tickets, they're long, long gone.

Even if I could get possession of tickets, I'll most likely be out of the state by then, hopefully in the Beltway.

Boy, this sure has been a great term. It's a wonder I'm not a drunk like Lee.