Worst Job Ever

Okay, so I've decided to watch Everybody Loves Raymond; or rather, I'm watching a full episode for the first time. I'm not extremely impressed so far, but having seen bits and pieces a few times, and having watched this episode, with just a hint of sub-plot, I've come to a conclusion. Ray Romano has the worst job in the world.

Why have I come to this conclusion? Is it because he has to decide how to spend his millions of dollars? Is it because his show is so highly rated, and he has to deal with stress like Dave Chappelle? No, of course not.

Ray Romano has the worst job in the world, because he has to act like he's giving it to Patricia Heaton when he isn't really giving it to Patricia Heaton. If I had to act the part of Patricia Heaton's husband, without any of the perks, I'd go crazy.

Anyway. I digress.