The Perfect Gift

My mother is notorious, at least in my mind, for giving extremely lousy gifts for high school graduation, particularly to boys. Every year, she gives thermoses. I've been telling her since before I graduated from high school that it's a silly gift. When she informed me that it was what she was giving again this year, I chuckled under my breath. She asked what the issue was, and I said that I've never seen a guy use a thermos at college, and reminded her that I've been telling her for six years that they're stupid gifts.

So, what do you think, wankers? What's a decent gift for high school or college graduation? (I mainly wrote "wankers" to get Poosh to post. It's almost an equation anymore.)

Post it up.