From Hallowed Antiquity

I'm going to dedicate this one to my close, personal friend, The Wife. This is from one of my favorite South Park episodes, "Simpsons Already Did It"...

[the door opens and Chef enters with a bunch of stuff.]

Chef: Alright, children, I got you four tickets to Thailand [in his right hand, with a sports bag] and three hundred dollars cash [inside the suitcase in his left hand]. It's gonna be tough living for a while. You might have to do things for money you never thought of doin' before.

Cartman: [stopping Chef] It's alright, Chef! We got our sea people out of the teacher's stomach.and we put them back in their aquarium!

Chef: [confused] ...Wait, what? Sea people?

Stan: The sea people that we put in the teacher's coffee.

Chef: Uhh, maybe you'd better start from the beginning.

[Forty-three seconds later...]

Stan: ...and then we put them back in the tank.

Chef: [drops the bag, suitcase, and tickets] Oohhh, children, you misunderstood. Sea people is different from se-men.

Kyle: It is?

Chef: Yes! That stuff that was in that vial didn't come from you, it came from someone else. [begins to chuckle] I thought you children took turns rapin' and then murdered the teacher. [laughs]

Took turns rapin' and then murdered the teacher, indeed.

I've gotta be at work early. More later.