For Michelle's Edification

The lovely and talented Michelle has posted a template for folks to edify her. I'll delay in my proofreading of Friar Dave's paper on some guy who's been dead for fourteen hundred years, and fill it in below.

Dear Michelle,

You make me want to be a better man. You should assist me in making that goal a reality. Someday I will credit you for said endeavour. You = splendiferousness. If I saw you now I'd be overjoyed. I would build a replica of the Trojan Horse just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my bicep, left pectoral muscle, and right butt cheek. Remember when I sent you that perfume in 2003? If I could sing you any song it would be Even Better Than the Real Thing. We could drink hot tea under the stars. Tomorrow we'll spend the day together and then the night as well. You remind me of The Bachelor, starring Chris O'Donnell. My love for you is like that of Romeo for Juliet, without the gratuitous violence, suicides, and that wacky apothecary.

Love,
Drosophilus al Dhobhabha

(P.S. You're super neat.)

That is all. Thank you. Now, go about your business. Thus saith the Fly.