G.I. Joe versus Ken

I was cleaning up some files on my computer (more on that later) and came across this old list. Have a look.

TOP TEN DIFFERENCES BETWEEN GI JOE AND KEN
10. GI Joe is designed for the art of combat; Ken is designed for tennis.
9. GI Joe can knock back 10 brews and still take on the enemy hordes; Ken gets plastered after one "nada colada".
8. GI Joe's Kung fu grip permits proper manipulation of accessories; Ken's hard plastic hands force him to undress barbie with his teeth.
7. GI Joe: lowly infantryman. Ken: covert CIA advisor to South Vietnamese forces in Danang.
6. GI Joe drives a Sherman tank with 50mm Howitzers; Ken has a "cool" pink convertible coupe.
5. GI Joe hasn't gotten lucky in years; Ken gets busy with Skipper on the side.
4. GI Joe defends America and her interests abroad; Ken defends his right to hang out with Barbie, a broad.
3. GI joe represents the best in America's fighting forces; Ken represents the failed, morally bankrupt yuppie lifestyle.
2. Joe can kill you with a fingernail; Ken cries like a baby when he stubs his toe.
1. GI Joe is made of plastic; Ken is plastic.