Thursday Funnies

There are a few funny bits and pieces that are worth posting, so I'm posting them.

First, if you're in the mood for a bit of innuendo, go check out MG's rendezvous with a Cadbury Egg; link via Lycan Thrope's Howls from the Edge.

Next, there's apparently this guy in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada who writes letters to major companies while he's bored in class. He's posted the letters - including the responses from the companies and organizations that have responded to him - at his website. Special thanks to Sarah Canuck for giving me the link.

The third and fourth items make fun of the Taliban. There's the Taliban TV Guide...

SUNDAY:
8:00 - My 33 Sons
8:30 - Osama Knows Best
9:00 - I Dream of Mohammed
9:30 - Let's Mecca Deal
10:00 - The Kabul Hillbillies

MONDAY:
8:00 - Husseinfeld
9:00 - Mad About Everything
9:30 - Monday Night Stoning
10:00 - Win Bin Laden's Money
10:30 - Allah McBeal

TUESDAY:
8:00 - Wheel of Terror
8:30 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
9:00 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer

WEDNESDAY:
8:00 - Beat the Press
8:30 - When Kurds Attack
9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone
10:00 - Veilwatch

THURSDAY:
8:00 - Fatima Loves Chachi
8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30 - Married with 139 Children
10:00 - Eye for an Eye Witness News

FRIDAY:
8:00 - Judge Saddam
8:30 - Suddenly Sanctions
9:00 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:30 - Cave and Garden Television
10:00 - No-Witness News

SATURDAY:
8:00 - Spongebob Squareturban
8:30 - Whose Koran Is It Anyway?
9:00 - Teletalibans
9:30 - Camel 54, Where Are You?

... and then this gem:

We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So this Saturday at 4:00 p.m. Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of beer at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

Oh, that wacky Taliban! What cookie jar will they get their hand into next? Possibly none, actual; in my professional opinion, there's some likelihood that cookies are forbidden under the Taliban's interpretation of Sharia. Do I have any proof of this? No, I don't. However, if Sharia forbids political cartons of Muhammed in the Dar al Harb thousands of miles away from Mecca, it's not unreasonable to assume that some Sharia stipulation against cookies might exist.

Now, about that Cadbury Egg...