The Fly In Action

Fly has vowed to fight terrorists on land, sea, and air. While flying around in his company jet, he noticed something unusual flying nearby. Upon close inspection, Fly discovered it was a real terrorist on his way to the Mini-Mart for some Bud Light.

In this picture, Fly has drawn a bead on the terrorist. Watch tomorrow's paper for the outcome. Remember, you heard it FIRST on Thus Saith The Fly, your total news source!