19 April 2006

Fly Report: 20th April 2006

Good morning. Visualize peace... Through the gun sights of your MP5N.

It's 45° Fahrenheit with a chance of showers in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 45° Fahrenheit with clouds.

The average price of oil is $72.02 per barrel, up an entire dollar from this time yesterday; I blame Mahmoud Ahmedinejad. The exchange rate is $1.78 for £1, or £0.56 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

Today's scripture reading is 1 Corinthians 14. The Fly isn't really reading anything; he's far too busy for that.

Desert rose; dreamed I saw a desert rose, dress torn in ribbons and in bows. Like a siren she calls to me.

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