Crazy Wacky Fly News Update
Remember the good old days, when I used to post news stories every day? Well, I'm hoping to do it a bit more frequently now that I'm more settled here in my new digs.
American and British scientists have released a journal article detailing the theoretical viability of a cloaking device; nerds everywhere started hyperventilating instantly upon release of the news; and I think I overheard a few mentions of the name "Princess Leia", though that couldn't be confirmed at the time of posting.
Apparently East Timor has descended back into chaos. Australian commandos (SAS?) have secured the major airport, and an international intervention force will continue trickling in.
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is disgruntled over an upcoming video game in which players attempt to overthrow a Venezuelan dictator who's screwing with the world's oil supply. There's another article here. Gee, I wonder why he'd be self-conscious? It's not like he's a power-hungry dictator who's using his country's oil supply to stick it to his political enemies in the international community. Oh wait... He is a power hungry dictator who's screwing with the world's oil supply!? Anyway, I don't remember Chairman Fidel getting all bent out of shape about Ghost Recon: Island Thunder.
Prime Minister Tony Blair has arrived in Washington for meetings with President Bush. (Fox, CNN) The talks are expected to center on the Middle East, specifically Iraq and Iran.
Oh, and Somalia is still a God-forsaken war zone. Even the hippies at the BBC think so!
American and British scientists have released a journal article detailing the theoretical viability of a cloaking device; nerds everywhere started hyperventilating instantly upon release of the news; and I think I overheard a few mentions of the name "Princess Leia", though that couldn't be confirmed at the time of posting.
Apparently East Timor has descended back into chaos. Australian commandos (SAS?) have secured the major airport, and an international intervention force will continue trickling in.
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is disgruntled over an upcoming video game in which players attempt to overthrow a Venezuelan dictator who's screwing with the world's oil supply. There's another article here. Gee, I wonder why he'd be self-conscious? It's not like he's a power-hungry dictator who's using his country's oil supply to stick it to his political enemies in the international community. Oh wait... He is a power hungry dictator who's screwing with the world's oil supply!? Anyway, I don't remember Chairman Fidel getting all bent out of shape about Ghost Recon: Island Thunder.
Prime Minister Tony Blair has arrived in Washington for meetings with President Bush. (Fox, CNN) The talks are expected to center on the Middle East, specifically Iraq and Iran.
Oh, and Somalia is still a God-forsaken war zone. Even the hippies at the BBC think so!
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