05 July 2006

Fly Report: 05th July 2006

Good morning. The problem I have is people love me so much, they never criticize me. I speed all the time but the cops never give me a ticket. If I don't pay my taxes, the IRS pays them for me.

It's 63° Fahrenheit and partly cloudy in Kirkwall. In Cody, the forecast calls for a high of 74° Fahrenheit with isolated thunder storms.

The average price of oil is $73.83 per barrel. The exchange rate is $1.84 for £1, or £0.54 for $1.

Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day is: (Cool)/(Lame)

Today's scripture reading is 2 Samuel 3. The Fly is currently reading "The Civil War" by Julius Caesar.

Something is about to give; I can feel it coming.

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