How a Bachelor Eats
When he's not equipped or motivated to make Sharba Libya or Hamburger Helper, a consummate bachelor is sometimes compelled to improvise.
Bachelor's Veal Sandwich
Ingredients
veal/delicious baby cow
mayonaise
easy cheese/cheez whiz
pita bread
Preparation Directions
Using generic countertop grill, cook veal/delicious baby cow strips for "a few"* minutes; allow strips to cool, then slice into smaller pieces. Cut one whole pita shell in half. Apply mayonaise (preferably from a squeeze bottle) and easy cheese/cheez whiz liberally, followed by enough veal/delicious baby cow strips to fill without compromising the questionable structural integrity of the pita shell. Consume and enjoy.
Cleanup Directions
Put whatever can't be put in the dishwasher** into the sink, and close the lid on the countertop grill - it can wait until tomorrow!
Totally oustanding. I have to be, like, a shining example for bachelors, what with my hammock chair and my mad bachelor cooking skills... Let's just say, I rule.
* When it comes to bachelor cooking, that's a technical term.
** Oh my, how the Fly has moved up in the world from the constant hand-washing at Zoo Station, which had no dishwasher.
UPDATE: Please note that this recipe, or rather its format, is strikingly similar to the recipe I posted about two years ago for Bachelor's Fruit Salad... Right down to the sign-off.
Bachelor's Veal Sandwich
Ingredients
Preparation Directions
Using generic countertop grill, cook veal/delicious baby cow strips for "a few"* minutes; allow strips to cool, then slice into smaller pieces. Cut one whole pita shell in half. Apply mayonaise (preferably from a squeeze bottle) and easy cheese/cheez whiz liberally, followed by enough veal/delicious baby cow strips to fill without compromising the questionable structural integrity of the pita shell. Consume and enjoy.
Cleanup Directions
Put whatever can't be put in the dishwasher** into the sink, and close the lid on the countertop grill - it can wait until tomorrow!
Totally oustanding. I have to be, like, a shining example for bachelors, what with my hammock chair and my mad bachelor cooking skills... Let's just say, I rule.
* When it comes to bachelor cooking, that's a technical term.
** Oh my, how the Fly has moved up in the world from the constant hand-washing at Zoo Station, which had no dishwasher.
UPDATE: Please note that this recipe, or rather its format, is strikingly similar to the recipe I posted about two years ago for Bachelor's Fruit Salad... Right down to the sign-off.
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