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Considering that all of the Queen's guards are male, this is pretty disturbing.

The British Army has launched an investigation into a group sex video allegedly made by five military bodyguards for Britain's Queen Elizabeth II, a newspaper reported on Tuesday.

A spokesman at the Ministry of Defence said an "incident" was being investigated, but declined to comment on the revelation in the tabloid Sun daily, which claimed it had a copy of the video showing the five having sex with a woman at an army barracks down the road from Buckingham Palace.

"An incident is being rigorously investigated," the spokesman told AFP.

Ahhh, you have to love the type of crime where a "rigorous investigat[ion]" consists mainly of watching homemade group sex footage.