News Update
This'll be a whirlwind, 'cause I need to go home.
There may have been some fraudulent reports from government workers regarding the proposed Yucca Mountain nuclear waste facility.
Jewish extremists have announced plans to seize the Temple Mount in an effort to prevent the Gaza/West Bank withdrawal.
The Senate has voted in favor of drilling in the Alaskan National Wildlife Refuge. This is good news, folks.
The Cassini spacecraft has detected that the Saturnian moon Enceladus has an atmosphere, givng it yet another advantage over McDonalds.
Malaysia has promised to deploy more ships to guard against pirates. These pirates are not funny and exciting like Johnn Depp, but murderous and unpredictable like Saddam Hussein was.
China is now claiming that the European Union's arms embargo (which may be short-lived if the Chinese and the French have their way) is discriminatory. The Chinese are absolutely right: the arms embargo discriminates against totalitarian regimes the violate the basic human rights of their citizens.
That's the fastest total news update I've ever done. Sweet!
There may have been some fraudulent reports from government workers regarding the proposed Yucca Mountain nuclear waste facility.
Jewish extremists have announced plans to seize the Temple Mount in an effort to prevent the Gaza/West Bank withdrawal.
The Senate has voted in favor of drilling in the Alaskan National Wildlife Refuge. This is good news, folks.
The Cassini spacecraft has detected that the Saturnian moon Enceladus has an atmosphere, givng it yet another advantage over McDonalds.
Malaysia has promised to deploy more ships to guard against pirates. These pirates are not funny and exciting like Johnn Depp, but murderous and unpredictable like Saddam Hussein was.
China is now claiming that the European Union's arms embargo (which may be short-lived if the Chinese and the French have their way) is discriminatory. The Chinese are absolutely right: the arms embargo discriminates against totalitarian regimes the violate the basic human rights of their citizens.
That's the fastest total news update I've ever done. Sweet!
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