A Startling Revelation

I don't know if any of you folks watches Alias. I could have sworn that Marshall, the technical guy, was a midget. Turns out he's five feet, eight inches tall. I'm astonished.

On the other hand, they just had a hilarious scene where he was digging a guy's eyes out of his sockets so that they could use them with a retinal scanner.

The Dad Guy: "You're going to need some kind of digging instrument."
Marshall: "Uh... " *searches frantically* "I've got a spork!"
The Dad Guy: "What's a spork?"
Marshall: "It's a kind of half spoon, half fork?"
The Dad Guy: "That'll work!"

Digging out a terrorist's eye with a spork. Wow.