Web Larnin'

What can we learn from this webpage?

Simple. There are only five Irish bands, and their purpose is to help Yahoo to capitalize on St. Patrick's Day. God forbid they'd post a link to The Confession and the Shield of St. Patrick... You know, keep things legitimate?

Then again, I'm a hypocrite, because I have just enough Irish in me (for any attractive ladies out there, if you don't have any Irish in you, would you like some?) to justify getting a pint. Maybe I'll pick a fight with Sandal Man. He told me yesterday that he's primarily English.